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Magnum Deformis 

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.
Alright students; Go to side nr. 84, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.
Magnum Deformis by Pablo's Friend October 8, 2022

Magnum Oopsus 

A screw up so big, that it'll be the only thing your legacy will be remembered for.
Elon Musk's destruction of twitter was his Magnum Oopsus
Magnum Oopsus by MrLint April 7, 2023

Magnum hard on 

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Magnum hard on by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023

Magnum Smasher 

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way
When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.
Magnum Smasher by Hatogla November 17, 2023

Magnum Eater 

A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.
Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.
Magnum Eater by G4Y4P4Y July 1, 2024