Man Mace

When a guy cums without warning during oral, don't swallow, spit-take his cum in his eyes

I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.

by DarkestOverlord December 2, 2023

cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

Mace Windy

When you misspell or autocorrect F**ks up the the name of famed Jedi Master, Mace Windu from Star Wars, played by Snakes on a Plane star, Samuel L. Jackson.

(Texting)

Guy 1: Who is your favorite Jedi from Star Wars?

Guy 2: I really love Mace Windy, the one with the purple lightsaber, Samuel L Jackson plays him so well
Guy 1: Did you mean Mace Windu?
Guy 2: Darn you autocorrect

by Y u need to look at username? August 9, 2022

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

Yes Mace

Basicly making the word "yes" cool when talking to mates (Mace = Another word for mate)

Richie - Do you want some more vodka?
Ed - YESSS MACE!
Richie - You are NUUUSERD!
Ed - Eahhhhhhh

by Ed Faulkner May 13, 2005

mace balls

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs

My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!

by Anonymous January 18, 2021

Maceing yourself

The act of doing something bad to yourself to gain sympathy. Named after Nancy Mace who graffitied her own driveway to gain votes

Stop Maceing yourself

by Drprim June 2, 2021