lurk learn

a very cowardly, sneaky, and sketchy way of learning about someone either through ear jacking, reading their survey bulletins posted on myspace, or any other clandestine way of learning info on someone without actually talking to them.

Guy A: dude i think im going to ask out that girl
Guy B: you dont even know her, noob
Guy A: well ive been reading all of her surveys on myspace
Guy B: lurk learner!

by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

Street Lurk

Catcallers, creepy sexual harassing dudes on the street who make comments, lewd gestures, whistle or tell women to "smile"

Did that street lurk in front of the deli just make kissy noises at me or my dog?

by sarynthumps July 21, 2014

lurking libby

An individual who skulks in the shadows and corners, watching and spying on you while in public. A busy body. A person who noses into the personal business of others for their own sad entertainment.

Do you see that lurking libby over there recording our conversation with her phone? Watch out for Sally, I heard she's a real lurking libby, and she'll creep on your every move!

by Thickrick66 October 29, 2020

diner lurking

The act of lurking in a diner, fast food joint, or just restaurants in general in hopes of getting leftovers from other people’s plates.

After the meal at Denny’s we went diner lurking and got some fucking killer nachos.

by 4timesover November 12, 2017

lurk and bang

When you Pull up to the hood with your boys then carry out a mission

"yo g. Did you hear about yesterday. My man and his boys went round Funke's ends to Lurk and bang"

by ZlataniumJr7 April 17, 2017

lurk nasty

skate bums who dont really skateboard any more they just watch and every once in a while they will get up and do an awsome trick and then sit back down..

did you see that kid just get up and do a switch three flip?? he was lurk nasty

by stevie f baby November 10, 2010

Lurking Piles

Hidden hemorrhoids that haven't dropped yet

Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"

by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020