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pirate's lunchbox

This can also be used to denote a lunch that is completely stolen, generally for school aged children. When someone takes various items from other's lunches to compose their own lunch, their lunch is then referred to as a pirate's lunch. Pirate's lunchbox can also be used.
James goes around the back of the classroom during recess stealing other childrens food. When they get to lunch, some children might notice that they are missing items, and that James is now in possession of them. They might refer to his lunch as a Pirate's lunchbox.
by Timothy Eastman May 13, 2005
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Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
by kws53 May 13, 2011
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fight you in the western lunchbox

To kick someone with steel-toed boots in the right testicle
I've got balls of steel

Oh yeah?lets see! Lemme fight you in the western lunchbox!
Hell no! That shit hurts!
by Deathstroke2198 March 2, 2015
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Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.
Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.
by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009
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Lunchbox

Kristina was feeling frisky this morning and let me lunchbox her
by RagePumpkin March 24, 2020
mugGet the Lunchboxmug.

lunchbox

A man's genitals: Meat + two veg
Patient complaining: Man, I hate this—it's like a kick in the nuts.
Nurse reality checking: Your lunchbox vegetables are firmly out of scope here. It's just physiotherapy.
by prototypist October 18, 2021
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Mongolian Lunchbox

When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN
Hey baby doll why don’t you come over here and get yourself a Mongolian Lunchbox!
by Pump&Dump Daddy December 9, 2022
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