Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020

lumber party

a homosexual sleepover

guys richie is throwing a lumber party tonight! Bring your own gear! Theres gonna be sausages, smoked ham, and a ton of fingerlickin' good times!

by bushbabies February 27, 2011

The Lumber Jack Duo

Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.

As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO

by D1bull54 October 2, 2009

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009

San Fransisco Lumber Jack

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.

Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

by craigward December 16, 2007

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024