loose cannon

an individual who has little to no self control, does not think logically,whose grasp on reality is feeble. a seemingly misunderstood person who is in fact a walking disaster waiting to happen.

one loose cannon spoils the bunch.

by blockhead February 1, 2004

Loose Women

A group of decrepit whores whom sit on ITV1 at lunch time, brag about their fantasy sex lives, and act like friends while secretly hating of each other.

Loose Women;
Denise: 'oh Carol, u met me new man yet? hes only 23'
Carol: 'im so happy for you Denise *cough* slut! *cough*'

by A!max January 13, 2011

Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010

Loose hole

A man or women who has a really loose anus hole from so much butt sex.

*Man and women walk into the bedroom and take off each others clothes to expose their loose holes*

Man: Holy shit you have a loose hole!
Woman: Look who's talking!

by Chris Swiff January 13, 2009

Looney Juice

Extra strength lager ie: Tennants Extra or Carlsberg Special brew spesh

A particular fave with drunkards or down and outs

"he looks a bit wobbly, been on the looney juice me thinks"

by upper class twit2 March 16, 2009

loose biscuit

definition of a girl who sleeps with lots of different guys

no mate I know her she is a loose biscuit

by jimbooo63 January 10, 2011

Loose taco

When a girl is wearing absolutely no underwear all day under her pants. The woman version of going commando.

"Hey did you guys s notice Erin today? She was totally going loose taco!"

by dishingMELVINS March 29, 2015