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long dark teatime of the soul 

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.
"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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long hair harry 

The DEFINITION of perfect. Prince hair Harry (phh) cannot compete. I’m sorry but it’s the truth. Often abbreviated to lhh.
Person 1: “Do you prefer long hair harry or prince hair harry?”
Person 2: “lhh, duh! The people who prefer phh are lying to you.”

long distance relationship 

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.
Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.

Long Distance Relationship 

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.
They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.

Long schlong 

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
Long schlong by The King1234 March 27, 2009
The submissive in a gay BDSM paring.

Etymology: Cockney rhyming slang. 'Dong slave' becomes 'long Dave'.
"Oo's 'at wi' Mikey, then? 'Is one t'other?"
"No mate, 'at's Gary, 'is long Dave."
"Ooeer. I didn't peg Mikey for a wooly woofter."
"Oh, 'e's not, but li'l Gary is."
"Hah!"
long Dave by Codsworth Gentry January 12, 2010

long legged mack daddy 

US Senator and Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
Pastor: Obama is a long legged mack daddy!