Any Literates?

The questioned used when entering a room full of nubcakes with no sense of literacy. This can often be the cause of hopping rooms. Apparently, nubs search for other nubs, and literates search for literates. Its just the way it is...
*player 2 joins the chat* "Hey, any literates?"

*chat room goes about their prattling with their ungrammatical, catachrestic, word use*

*player 2* "I guess not..."
-player 2 leaves the chatroom-

*nub* "stop hopping why they hop?"

*nub 2* "cuz there noob"
by Vendettagainst May 26, 2010
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Literate but Tired

Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.
Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.
by vpbaker July 26, 2010
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Literally 1984

When someone does something that is a reference to the hit novel made by George Orwell known as 1984, something related to lot of authoritarian control and mind hypnotize and propaganda
The teachers are literally 1984 for trying to take my fidget spinner from me!
by Geoff the electric car March 23, 2022
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Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea
by Fig boy December 17, 2018
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literally lollin'

everyone knows that when you say lol, you mean you think it's funny. usually you don't actually laugh.

literally lollin' is on that rare occasion that you actually laugh at something someone sends in an IM, text message, comment, etc., etc.
dude 1: crap dude my cat just jumped on my keyboard and now i'm staring a gay porn site in the face.

dude 2: haha, literally lollin' dude.
by just Jonny August 20, 2009
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Literal Kangaroo

Racial slur term used by the Alt Right meaning "Rare chinese looking inbred Nig nog from Australia".
Example:
-Turden: G'day mate. Whats with the commotion out here?
-Not Rubin: Well someone just ran over a Literal Kangaroo...
by AshleyYoung69 September 18, 2019
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Fark liters

Casual visitors to the free, moderator/administrator filtered Fark.com website. Often ridiculed by the "Total Farkers" who pay $5.00 a month for the pure feed.
"Fark liters" often get caught up in highly charged discussions that've already been fought by TotalFarkers hours earlier.
by RocketRod August 14, 2006
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