lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 August 26, 2008

lightning storm

Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.

"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"

by Tonyonein January 14, 2015

lightning dragon

When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.

I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!

by uncle touchy's puzzle basement July 23, 2016

Lightning Pubes

When pubes stick out of your pubic area in the shape of lightning bolts in different directions.

I haven't shaved in so long I got lightning pubes.
Bro I bet Brandon has lightning pubes.

by The man Pan King April 14, 2020

pussy lightning

Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.

If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.

by pizzaschit December 24, 2018

lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat March 03, 2016

White Lightning

Another name for Moonshine.

Better not be a drivin' if you're a drinkin' White Lightning.

by C. Grimes March 18, 2006