truckers library

An Adult Book Store .

Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.

by SKIVVY 9 January 25, 2018

dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023

library nazi

an old women who gives you the evil eye when you walk into HER library. who constantly stalks you in the library waiting for you to either- leave a chair out, sit on a table, talk to someone, or replace a book on the shelf.

first day i walked into the library i got yelled at by this lady. she said " i've already told you once to get out and you didnt now leave" god she was such a library nazi

by not nice August 31, 2007

Library of Congress

A unit of measurement. Can be uses to measure mass, volume, distance or area. Abbreviated LOC, often used in a ridiculous manner.

You public library is approximately .02 Library of Congresses.

The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.

Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!

by Motorycle August 19, 2009

library

Where millenials go to have sex

Hey girl lets go to the library

by King Obama 640 October 8, 2017

library police

librarian and/or library aid(s) that follow you to your classes when you owe a 5 cent late fee

Dan: Hey, do you have 5 cents? i need to get the library police off my butt

by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008