Lavontae

Very caring guy who looks to the future. Knows how to please a girl in every way possible. When he says he loves you and will stay by your side he means it and is not going anywere. Great friend and advice giver

Girlfriend:I'm glad lavontaes my bf

by Piggy23 August 6, 2011

Keith Lemon

Keith Lemon is an English comedy performer whose real name is Leigh Francis. He is best known for his roles in Bo' Selecta!, Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour and Celebrity Juice.

Keith Lemon: I think you're bang tidy.

by FlushedToilet March 31, 2011

lelona

Lelona is a beautiful girl,normally brown eyes.She fun and living and has a contagious laugh.Lelona also has a fiesty or savage side.Lelona is amazing and is understanding.She is athletic and always on top of the new,but most important,she's Lelona. (Don't get in Lelona's bad books!)

Person 1: He's so lucky.
Person 2: Why?
Person 3 :Because he has a Lelona

by Waterpoolx April 18, 2018

Dirty Lemon

When a man gets his own taint juices (a mixture of ass and ball sweat) on his fingers and then rubs it under another person's nose. Named for Don Lemon, it's similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but it may or may not leave a mustache.

The bartender was not turned on when Don gave him a Dirty Lemon.

by Under Instruction August 15, 2019

Lemon Lad

(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.

Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"

by Spunko2012 October 7, 2010

Lemon Drizzle Cake

A euphemism for a woman's vagina, specifically being referred to if you have previously performed oral sex on said woman.

Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like

by Stuart The Funnyman December 26, 2011

squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

by logic001 June 25, 2010