When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
by The Unforgetable May 07, 2011
When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
by pancakes-and-mercats May 21, 2011
quickly accelerating up an onramp
by norcalsurfer August 04, 2010
When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.
by Ferrell Williams March 14, 2021
jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 05, 2022
A paperlike launch is a product launch that seems like a paper launch, but not actually is. The product is released on the day of the launch, however, due to outstanding demand and lack of supply, not many products eventually get shipped.
by jortpepe April 28, 2022
A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick
I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch
by Hahb Shoge February 01, 2024