Lapming

A brainy Asian, normally found walking with an uncanny resemblance to a Tyrannosaurus rex. The little hands held in front of his body keeps the ever so precarious weight evenly distributed so that he does not fall backwards from the weight of his own head.

Shoot, I can’t pay for dinner tonight. Let’s just play credit card roulette with Lapming.

by Gotchjoo November 26, 2021

Laxmanan

Laxmanan is someone who talks a lot and has a big mouth. He only talks about money and tries to fit into a different society.

Laxmanan is at it again.

Of course it’s was Laxmanan

by Karen4eva September 8, 2022

Lapdance Lizzo

Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.

Henk: “look isn’t that Lapdance Lizzo?”

Katherine: “yeah i saw her at a party last weekend.”

by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023

lampang

A place popular for many shitz and bowls with images of chicken on it

Person one:I will go to lampang next week in Thailand!
Person two:good luc

by Zomeonethatukno June 29, 2024

Lapanarian

One who drives around a roundabout for many laps as a hobby or for entertainment purposes

Hey, you catch a glimpse of that lapanarian last Thursday in the skeleton truck?

by CheekyMonkey001 August 13, 2024

Layman

This guy everyone uses the terms of, I think

Which begs the question, WHO'S LAYMAN AND WHY DO PEOPLE USE HIS TERMS

Person 1: Hi, I'm a professional IT developer and I have figured out your problem. It's a hard drive failure. In Layman's terms...
Person 2: Who's Layman?
Person 1: George Layman (1892-1952) was an American philosopher, linguist, and cultural theorist. I'm just citing his lexicon; "General Terms"
Person 2: So, in Layman's terms, my PC's fucked?
Person 1: According to chapter 7 of his book, absolutely!
Person 2: Aww shit
Person 1: That's also a Layman's term!

by what am i doing heree March 28, 2025

The Lamani

a type of pheetle position used when a person, particulary a man, is scared out of their mind when the person their about to do confesses they are either a Bisexual, or the girl has a penis , or the guy has a virgina

Man, once she pulled that talliwacker out i went into the Lamani to avoid rape.

by Kimmy January 15, 2003