Lingard

Often used as a substitute for Dick head

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

Lagaria

An Awesome cool person with a 6 PACK

Damn Lagaria Got abs .... Ima get me some of that..

by Slaughter2fart April 8, 2009

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

Langer banger

A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.

Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.

by Langer banger 4 April 21, 2010

langer

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk

What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.

by Stephen Murray August 23, 2005

lanyard

the coolest sounding word in the english language.

my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008

texting langauge

The words you use when you text.LOL,BRB OR

Daniece:Y R U tryna kall mi b4 9 U no dam well i got t-mobile dnt play

Alicia:just call me i dont understand texting langauge

Daniece:At 9 o clock girl

by 954babii March 4, 2009