Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

jet lag

The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.

Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Bus-lagged

When you're on a bus for too long and you feel tired, sleepy, disoriented, etc. because of being on the bus too long

Friend: dude are you OK? You seem kinda out of it
Me: Yeah, just kinda bus-lagged

by Thebroski 138 November 20, 2016

party lag

To have your biorythms altered after much merry-making. Similar effects as jet lag but not from a significant change in time zones rather from partying too much.

After spring break I was total party lag.

by Elektrik October 14, 2008

Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by a tad anonymous April 6, 2008

Pub-lagged

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.

Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."

by J Kelso December 6, 2006

Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

by Jayspray June 5, 2018