The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023
Get the The Kristian Effectmug. He is the real king savage and he’s very sexy and cool and he owns everyone because he is king savage. He is also god
by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020
Get the Kristianmug. Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.
by A lost boy. November 23, 2023
Get the Kristian.mug. He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!
i love you Kristian
by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017
Get the Kristianmug. Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
by thelionking____ February 10, 2021
Get the Kristianmug. by LECxKingJay October 6, 2020
Get the Kristian Martinmug. 