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Kristian

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"
by PetroFun November 25, 2021
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Kristiane

Kristiane is basic af
by Alebor19 January 10, 2019
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Kristian Jim

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.

This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
by Namshin June 8, 2021
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dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023
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Kristian

Kristian, there is no other like him, he’s really caring and watches out for others to the best of his ability, very sweet kind boy with some tantrums here and there but hes a gem worth for a lifetime. When he loves he loves like no one else can, not only does this precious boy have a good heart but he also has the looks! He fails to see it, you see he is a humble boy, beautiful soul one would love to spend their life with him, kristian is like a baby a protective one too. Mi querido esposo no one else could replace my beautiful kristian bebe el es mi vida mi amor mi nene lo amo lo quiero<3 bebe when you see this i hope you see how much I really love you, words can’t explain it all fully but if you can see it even by 1% id be happy becsuse that means i have a future lifetime where i can show you eachday my love until it reached 100% or ♾️.
I love Kristian, I don’t ever wanna lose him”
“Kristian? The lovely boy that girl always talked about?”
by Bello yoshi January 16, 2024
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Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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kristian

Kristian is a guy with a very short dick and the most annoying person on earth he might be the worst boyfriend you can get
by Camellotion May 1, 2018
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