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Kosher Tax

A Jewish scam on the American public where large companies are forced to pay a Rabbi to certify their products "kosher" and Americans who buy the product foot the bill. Based on a study by The Jewish Newsletter in 1968, Rabbi's who certify products Kosher were bilking companies $30000+ per year for this service. That's one rabbi and one company! In the late 60's Jews were collecting $20,000,000 per year by this illegal tax. In todays dollars, that means Jews are pocketing $50,000,000+ per year! STOP THE KOSHER TAX SCAM!!
Next time you are at the store pick up a can of food and look for a "U" or "K" on the label. If it has one and you buy it, you are paying The Great Kosher Tax Scam.
by anonymouse.com June 28, 2007
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koos

the middle eastern word for pussy.not to be mistaken for cous cous. it is a rather vulgar way to describe the vagina.
lad: yo bitch, blow me
chick: naaah kid not before you kiss my koos
by Bad Man Clint July 22, 2007
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korosh

someone from Iran who is extremely handsome. he plays video games and has sex with a lot of women. he hates gay people and wants to stone them all the time. his cock is known to be the biggest and hardest, he smokes weed and is very rich. he plays urgot and wins all the games in league of legends.
wow! did you see taht handsome guy? he is soo attractive he must be a korosh!
by bosshugo April 21, 2021
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koosher

A sexual position that involves having sexual intercourse while the female plays pc games and clutches the round as a male ejaculates
babe get off the pc or ima koosher you
by gfdghadhfg February 10, 2018
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Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.
i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.
by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009
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kosher-adjacent

A Jewish person who is selectively kosher.
Larry allowed himself to eat cheesburgers and bacon, but not shellfish, making him kosher-adjacent.
by aaaabelle113 July 25, 2011
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Kosher tits

When a woman has naturally large breast, no fillers or substitution.
at my best friends bar mitzvah, I admired his aunts ample Kosher Tits
by rapper baby of death April 17, 2013
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