A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.
"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"
Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..
"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..
"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..
"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..
"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015
Get the Dutch Klotzner mug.When you cum on the same spot/pole until a large stock of cum creates a hard layer of cum almost impossible to remove. First Cum Klott was created by Markus from Colombia and Vladimir Sebastian Mäkinen Promyakov from Finland and Russia. You could create a Cum Klott if you are in a cold place. Example North Finland. Just cum on a ice cold pole. Wait a couple of secounds and you will have your own Cum Klott. This is a word thats been growing in Popularity in Europe as a Meme.
Damn, Look at this Cum Klott.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.
by olaskruttis January 11, 2017
Get the Cum Klott mug.by Shotopynthese November 2, 2017
Get the die kluft mug.A ranking system going from 15 to -5. Used for describing how big/fat some one is or isn’t.
USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
by Halula December 8, 2017
Get the Bowling klot mug.also spelt chee kofta, cigkofte, çiğköfte and çiğ köfte, this is a delicious meal commonly found in turkey and armenia. you'll explode if you eat too much. please try it. it's kinda good.
person 1: hey do you want some cig kofte
person 2: nah i already had some today i don't wanna have too much
person 1: oh okay
person 2: nah i already had some today i don't wanna have too much
person 1: oh okay
by ring a ding July 24, 2021
Get the cig kofte mug.by kirkoloft2023 June 16, 2023
Get the Kir koloft mug.A traditional south German ball game. A game of 'Kloet' is played by throwing apples at a box filled with empty beer cans. The person who has missed the box the most loses the game. This person is now 'The Kloet' and has to gather enough apples to play the next game.
by Kloetje July 27, 2022
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