Kev

A Liverpool word describing a dead-beat father that doesn’t clean his flat or tend to his garden.
If my mate doesn’t stop being a Kev, he’s going to lose his kids.
by Lahroona January 23, 2022
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kev is a wholesome person if u see this ily<3 it also means fag*ot and a dim*it. Love ya
Tyan : can you send me a nicki manaj picture?

Kev: no

Tyan is sad because kev didn’t give him nicki manaj pics
by Tyanlovesme May 04, 2021
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kev was the best thing australia has ever had. kev was a little insecure but he has a big heart and he was good at saying sorry. Kev is a ledge.
person one: who is australias best citizen?
person two: kev
by maddstinator69 August 27, 2018
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Kev Is the drippiest nigga alive. he always pullin hella bitches but then dips. He Part of the curly gang and he is black
by juice-wrld999 December 16, 2019
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To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.
Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.
by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021
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kev the bev

Kev the bev. In middle school his nickname was kevdog, and since then its only gotten better. From King Kev to Kevin the Beverage, hes got every name in the books under his belt. Everybody wants to fight him and he has the most immaculate anti-grappling anyone has ever seen. Okay handing it off to adriana now. Kevin, he’s the quiet kid in the back, but he knows his sh*t (#family friendly) He’s smart, and is very silly when he giggles.
yo kev the bev
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what?
by KaironeBalone October 09, 2022
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kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
by feegina December 10, 2010
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