Kelsey

Biznatch. Needs to keep her paws off people who are amazing and stop using people. Complete crack whore who who thinks she is beautiful, when really she looks like an Asian dumpling. Uses amazing people for homework help, but does not intend to go any further in the relationship. Needs to seriously get a life or be committed to an institution.

Dude 1: Hey, look at that girl over there!
Dude 2: Oh, Kelsey?
Dude 1: She looks like an Asian dumpling.

by Operation KD January 3, 2010

kelsey

short,sexy,hot girl with tight pussy

1.i love my kelsey

by jesse caballero June 20, 2008

kelsey

1.A guys name that originates from Scotland.

2.The most gangsta white guy in DA WORLD!

Wendy,"I saw Kelsey yesterday."

Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."

Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"

Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"

Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"

by PartyTaco December 7, 2006

Kelsey

The biggest hoe you'll ever meet.

OMG Kelsey stop being a slut!

by Hey Nigger How're You June 16, 2016

Kelsey

A very small, rare form of owl.

Joe: dude i saw a kelsey the other day! Bob: cool!

by dlinj March 27, 2009

Kelsey

the bitchiest woman in science class 💁

"omg you are such a Kelsey"
"the fuck did you say you whore?"

by BruhBruhJustin November 3, 2014

Kelsey

A girl who smells like cat litter

Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.

by Spider-Girl December 16, 2013