juno

A verb used to describe the intention of getting a teenage girl pregnant.

"Dude, that chick is so attractive, I want to juno her."
"I want to be with her all my life, maybe if I juno her."
"Can I juno you?"

by balbir January 17, 2008

Junners

Junners are Jeans and Runners. Worn by people who have no sense in fashion or can't afford some dress shoes to go with jeans.

It was so embarrassing when I was bagging out people that wear Junners (jeans and runners) to my friend and I look over and her dad is wearing Junners. Awkward.

by Udga September 18, 2010

Juno

I expected this to be about some kid learning a life lesson through an unwanted pregnancy, but in the end, the pregnancy plot seemed to take a back seat to her relationship with Bleeker. Anyone can tell that the storyline was unrealistic, and the characters had surprizingly little personality development. Why this was dubbed an 'intelligent' comedy, I don't know.

Though I must say, the sets, props and costumes were good.

This is more dissapointing than the time I saw Juno.

by yourpapayafriend August 13, 2008

junany

the sweet jewish pussy, or punany,

Damn that was some good junany! I'm going to marry jewish fo sho!

by cumquatz August 6, 2011

juson

growls at people, eats all the time, eats cookies in the shower

i heard juson eat cookies in the shower

by bbbyyyy August 21, 2021

Juno

Golden Globe nominated comedy about a fifteen year old girl who accidentally becomes pregnant, due to literally random sex with her best friend Paulie. The movie follows her through her pregnancy and her getting to know the adoptive parents of her unknown baby. Hilarious, dark, and just freakin' awesome.

I went to see Juno last night and it rocked.

Jamie: Hey, Dana, have you seen Juno yet?
Dana: No, I haven't had the chance.
Jamie: WELL LET'S GO WATCH IT!

by regispek February 22, 2008

Juno

v. To have sex with your best friend because there's nothing better to do.

Guy: Wow there's nothing on TV.
Girl: Yeh. Want to Juno?
Guy: Sure.

by SUP3RCANS1R April 8, 2009