A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008
Get the dick-joustingmug. The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008
Get the dick joustingmug. A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
by El Duderowski June 16, 2011
Get the tongue joustmug. A sport in which two guys each get a girl and have sex with them from behind. The guys then play rear admiral and try to ram their respective girl into the opposing girl with the goal of knocking her out. The loser is the guy whose girl is knocked unconcious first.
Pat and Ian played bitch jousting last night. Pat's bitch toally cracked her skull on Ian's bitch's shoulder and got knocked out.
by hipp5 September 21, 2006
Get the Bitch Joustingmug. A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.
by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008
Get the Cock Joustingmug. Another way of saying it's on.
A jousting match on bikes in a hallway using pillows for pads.
A method of deciding who gets that last piece of pizza.
A jousting match on bikes in a hallway using pillows for pads.
A method of deciding who gets that last piece of pizza.
Dude, that guy just insulted you mom!
Hall joust...
Lets hall joust to get some extra energy out.
Who gets the last piece?
We hall joust for it.
Hall joust...
Lets hall joust to get some extra energy out.
Who gets the last piece?
We hall joust for it.
by Matt Munin May 16, 2007
Get the hall joustmug. My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.
by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006
Get the Spagetti Joustingmug.