Jordan

A Jordan is an extremely rare and exotic brand of female that comes in many different forms. She is never what you expect her to be, and she never says what you would expect her to say. A Jordan defies all odds and you'll lose against her no matter what. She is often judged and put in a character box, but you will always be wrong about her, for she is ever changing and fantastical. She has the right moves, grooves, and will make you blush at the drop of a hat. Always confident, never conceited. Beautiful inside and out. Sex kitten on the prowl. Devoted, true, honest, and all together a gorgeous enigma that you can't touch. That is a Jordan.
"That girl is unbelievable; she's everything anyone could want!"

"I know. She's a total Jordan."
by toxxxy February 05, 2010
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Jordan

Very quiet, and secretive. They don't like to speak their feelings, and seem to have trust issues.

But they can be very fun, and lovable.

You can't help but love a Jordan! They've got to be one of the nicest boys you'll meet.
They do what a girl asks of them. Like a gentleman.

Jordan's like to joke around, but nothing too serious. They hate to hurt others. Very kind, and sincere.
"Jordan's such a sweety! The other day, I asked him for five dollars, to buy a slurpee, and he gave me ten!"
by Cauuuwwww October 08, 2011
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Jordan

sarcastic, spazzy, random, fun to be around, flirty, blushy (you know, the kind when you blush near guys ;D), Musically involved, unique
sometimes when she gets all quiet (out of the norm for her) you wonder what the hell she thinks about
unpredictable
perfect girlfriend
calls people cool
likes to make friends
person a: who's that? and what's she doing, is she dancing or something?
person b. thats jordan, my girlfriend.... you should meet her, shes cool.... she wont bite :)
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An amazingly sweet guy. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. But trust me, you won't mind. Belonging to a Jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. A Jordan completes you, in every way possible. He will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. A Jordan is irreplaceable. So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. Jordans are very special. Some of them even have the ability to make one's heart melt.
Girl one: "Where the hell have you been lately?!"
Girl two: "I got a Jordan. I've been spending all my free time with him."
Girl one: "No wayy! SHARE!!"

Girl two: "Hell no. This Jordan is alllllll mine. Get your own."
Girl one: "But they are so hard to find!!!!!"
by Jordan's girl. (: January 31, 2011
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Jordan

Jordan is a name given to kings and leaders. Statistically people named Jordan make more money than others. Jordans are mildly violent and generally will speak up for themselves. Jordan is also a term used to define a drug dealer.
1) I wish I was Jordan, he's rich!
2) Go ask Jordan over there if he can give us a deal.
by Andre Sensiracle June 14, 2008
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Jordaneer

a fan of singer Jordan Jansen
Im a Jordaneer
by cheekyspook August 20, 2011
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Jordan's

Short for Air Jordan's. Air Jordan's; also known as Jay's, J's, or AJs are a brand of shoes produced by Nike which was designed for and endorsed by professional basketball player Michael Jordan.
Imma go get myself a fresh pair of Jordan's, gotta look fly so that chick accross the street will ask me out, yeahhh boii!!
by Talia.x November 06, 2009
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