Jonah 

The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic

You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room

"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"

Jonah by ducknoodles November 17, 2021

Jonah 

actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.

“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him”

Jonah by stupidfruitybitch February 15, 2022

Jonah 

Jonah's suck ass. They remind you of pesky little flies that hang around piles of shit and won't leave you the f*** alone.

"Jonah, please shut the f*** up."
"Don't be a Jonah and get the f*** out of my face."

Jonah by bbbbbbb7 May 26, 2022

Jonah 

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends

Jonah has no friends

Jonah by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017

Jonah 

The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.

Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.

Jonah by Communism_Online October 26, 2017

Jonah 

An ugly guy that no one likes. Everyone who meets him Yeats out of the because he is annoying. At least, however, he is smarter than anyone named keegan

Girl 1: did you see that guy? He was so ugly

Girl 2: yah, his name was Jonah

Jonah by Big dumm February 2, 2019

Jonah 

A friend that can be annoying at times, but a great friend to have nonetheless. He is addicted to mobile games, and loves music. He can be pretty cringey sometimes, and likes to talk about stuff nobody else cares about. He likes to randomly start singing in public places, which gets pretty annoying.

Shutup Jonah, nobody cares about which character in Brawl Stars is overpowered.
Jonah, shut the frick up, your singing is distracting me from my homework!

Jonah by CoolCollin14 February 5, 2019