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Reverse Jiffy Lube 

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.
Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.
Reverse Jiffy Lube by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008
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In a Jiffy

Something that is done very quicky and without delay.
I'll fix ya up in a jiffy.
I'll be there in a jiffy.
In a Jiffy by Dancing with Fire December 28, 2010

reverse jiffy lube 

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.
Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

sniffy jiffy 

blow, devil's dandruff, peruvian pixie powder, bolivian flake, etc etc
I'm gonna pick me up some sniffy jiffy and have a rockstar weekend.

rits roll jiffy

when you eat a whole roll of rits crackers with jiffy peanut butter within a short amount of time
dude last night i pulled a rits roll jiffy

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving
Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!
Smith & Jiffy by SBliss August 27, 2017

Tokyo Jiffy Lube 

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.
"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"