Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 17, 2021

Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.

Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)

by MakinCopsNervis December 2, 2017

jiffy

semi professional csgo player that you should follow @jiffyxo

fuck man, jiffy just fucking owned me connector, imma follow dat nigga @jiffyxo

by comethazine February 28, 2018

Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.

Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!

by Wills Library September 11, 2020

Jiffy

No, It's not the stupid peanut butter, it means that you will cover you dick and butt hole with stupid jello than rub it against your crushes face. True Romance.

hey dude, "What?" I have just did something. "What?" Jiffy. "Wait....... Ok?.."

by aaaaaa12@ January 24, 2020

Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016