Jeff Loomis

The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.

Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?

Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.

by this is shit December 9, 2008

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Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015

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Jeffery Vercher

Quite possibly the greatest fra football player of all time. While beginning to play for varsity in the 8th grade Jeffery set the single season rushing record for the state of Tennessee, which he would proceed to break again in each of his next 4 years of high school. After putting up 1,276 yards of offense in his 8th grade year Coach Whittemore knew that his newest star RB was something special. Jeffery ran for 1,327 yards freshman year, 1,398 yards his sophomore year, 1,548 yards his junior year, and finally, 1,683 yards for his record breaking senior season Jeffery had set himself up with multiple Division 1 offers and the best running back in the history of Tennessee high school football.
In 2023 Jeffery was honored by having his #3 retired at fra

kid- "Mom, I wanna be like Jeffery Vercher one day!"
mom- "You can do anything if you believe in yourself son"

by washingtonfootballteamfan December 6, 2021

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