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Jeddi

When a person is horny; when a female is wet; when a male is on hard.
by Tia Da Natti All Day May 10, 2008
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Jedah

He is the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last. He is the creator of, and the answer to, all of life's problems. He is perfection incarnate and should be treated as a God with the utmost respect. He is, in one word, awesome.
My toaster waffles are done. Praise be to Jedah!
by ZeratoPrime December 11, 2009
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jewdago

A person of both Jewish and Italian descent.

Jewdagos can celebrate Jewish and Christian holidays, and, because of their mixed heritage, are free to make offensive jokes about both Italians and Jews. They like to party (as long as it's in their budget to do so) and they not only tan easily, they also do well in school, excel at sports with marginal effort, and have passable cooking skills.
"Did you know that Dan's favorite movies are Annie Hall and Rocky?"

"Huh- must be a Jewdago."
by yurathewicked December 12, 2008
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Jedward Bullen

-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!
Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black

Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.
by Team Jedward Bullen September 27, 2008
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Jedward

the combination name of John and Edward, two irish joke contestants of the X factor 2009. no words can describe the absolute hatred and loathing the viewer feels as soon as their little smiley twatish faces are seen on saturday/sunday night. they remain to exist in the competition because biased irish prick of a judge Louis Walsh noticed their familiar accents and said that they "have potential", but the reason they remain in the competition is a mystery, whether its if people like listnening to classic Queen songs get murdered by these talentless gimps or its good ol' fashioned desire to see them crushed as they get further and further into the competition before failing at the end, i dont know
person 1 :"you know who i really want to Knock the fuck out?"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"
by Yaksik November 5, 2009
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Selective Jewdaism

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best
He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.
by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009
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Jewdanery

undue problems and complications, unnecessary bullshit.
I am tired of all this god dam jewdanery every simple task I try turns in to one big headache.
by Murdawg September 15, 2009
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