java moment

When bedrock Minecraft players joke about something Java players want or don’t have

Javaplayer: the hive is closing down I didn’t play it anymore but it was my childhood

Bedrockplayer: I’ve waited a while to say this I’m sorry but Java moment
Javaplayer: welp that was expected

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

janvan

a master of the marco polo and leukaemia race, this name is given to the most prickiest of pricks that get all the pussy

"see that guy over there?"

"sure hes, one kinky janvan"

by Kemist stonks March 6, 2022

Javad

1. Incredibly humble and shy.
2. The master of paper crafts.
3. The expert of astrology.
4. A phenomenal singer.

Do you know Javad? I've heard he is really good at folding boxes from paper.

by vaivux January 29, 2023

oovo java

ive never been to oovo java

whats the hottest uber youve ever had . um ive never been to oovo java

by kvhzjv October 19, 2021

javaban

hot girls... so everyone stfu

idk they are hot so everyone who is hatin u guys are probably jealous and javaban is hot

by JEW BAG December 24, 2008

Java-Scripter

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.

"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."

by creth95 August 10, 2008

Java Jockey

your local barrista

Hit the coffee shop to support your local java jockey, fools!

by J. Matlock March 6, 2011