He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.

Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory

by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019

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Weird dad that has way too many city miles on his body

Jayson has been around town

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Jayson Loveless

Jayson Loveless is unique in all ways. Will make you laugh, empathize and enjoy all aspects of his person.

Handsome, in shape and just overall perfect in so many ways (size, girth and shape) he is usually rarely alone.

Honest, loyal and dedicated, he never leaves someone behind. If he’s going to make it everyone with him will. Success driven and versatile, Jayson Loveless, can wake up with nothing anywhere in the world and go to bed with his pockets and belly full. A resourceful and tireless hustler, he gets things done.

A relentless lover, Jayson Loveless makes sure you get yours even if he doesn’t get his, no matter how many he beds at that moment or that day.

Jayson Loveless is the one that can make it happen. Believe in Jayson Loveless like you believe in god.

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