Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

jakob

a beautiful person with a big heart. not to be confused with jacob.

jakob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 22, 2021

Jakob Rebbe

Jakob Rebbe is a wannabe. has Brown Hair, Blue eyes, A fuckboy you don't want to play with

Jakob Rebbe Sucks ass

by DEBESTOFEMAL September 22, 2022

Jakob

Jakob is better then Kevin

Jakob är gud

by Kevin dumbo February 13, 2017

pullin a jakob

Fucking a good friends girlfriend. Or fucking the girl everyone wants just because they want it, not you

he totally fucked my girl, thats not juicy bra, hes pullin a jakob

by GoRays September 1, 2010