NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 2, 2019

Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.

Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.

by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019

Poo Poo Jacking

The act of masturbating in a portable toilet.

Bill has been gone for awhile. He’s probably poo poo jacking in the Porta John again.

by GetBackToWorkSlacker April 24, 2019

jackin it

Jackin it - The slang term for masturbate

mas·tur·bate
-bat·ed, -bat·ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to engage in masturbation.
–verb (used with object)
2. to practice masturbation upon.
Origin: 1855–60; < L masturb&#257;tus, ptp. of masturb&#257;r&#299; to engage in masturbation

—Related forms
mas·tur·ba·tor, noun
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)

You: Where is Nick?
Me: Oh, he is at his house jackin it to some porn.

by SpERRM November 26, 2007

jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating

When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.

by me.....)()( March 26, 2008

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 4, 2017

jack on

To instruct a fellow jackoff(n) to continue jacking off(v), despite himmerself's better logic.

To Bush,
Jack on, jackoff.

by Pillup March 23, 2006