hilary-itis

when you are in a photography darkroom and become hyper and giddy for no apparent reason and start to dance and sing

Girl 1: "Oh god, Suzie's got hilary-itis again! She's going crazy in there!"
Girl 2: "I wonder what it is about darkrooms that makes people get so hyper?"

by smilehme May 16, 2007

AstraZeneca-itis

The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.

Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.

"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"

by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021

TheOffice-itis

When you have excessive attachment to The Office show

I have TheOffice-itis; I have watched the show nonstop for 48 hours straight.

by ILoveMichaelScott September 9, 2018

WOOLLETT-ITIS

A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.

Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..

by Suck a Fkwit July 24, 2023

Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"

Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009

Feet itis

Where your feet so fucked up that they start cracking after every step

I don’t want to go to the nail Solon because I know the Chinese people will talk shit about my feet itis in Chinese

by JuicyCat May 4, 2021

Jas-itis

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.

I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.

by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023