shoe detective

A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.

"How'd he know I just took a shit?"
"He's a Shoe Detective"

by Vince dogg January 12, 2007

shoes on booze on

A rule for life: if people are going out drinking and you are wearing shoes you have to go with them. Invented by Nic Simpkin.

"We're going to the pub, you coming "
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"

by NSizzle September 30, 2015

piss shoes

Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.

Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.

by scumslug October 18, 2009

Shoes for cruise

A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.

Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...

by AK1117 February 12, 2013

shoe palace

A very shitty shoe store that was ran by Tyrone, foot locker is better.

"Hey man, wanna go to shoe palace?" "Fuck no that big black fuck Tyrone is there."

by TheCanadianCraka February 11, 2022

shoe-pa

When a large-footed woman wears sexy heels that are meant for dainty feet and the foot fat bulges beyond the confines of the shoe. AKA shoe muffin top. Similar to FUPA (Foo-pah) Fat Upper Pussy Area.

Too bad those patent leather heels don't come in 10 wide. They give you a wicked shoe-pa!

by Cooey K May 06, 2008

Dress Shoes

Typically brown or black shoes to be worn at formal events. They are widely used in dance, for parties, and for special occasions, but are worn by some as their standard daily shoes.

Dress shoes are typically contrasted to athletic shoes.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 29, 2011