can you hear me?

Nope, I can't hear you. Try asking again.

Astronaut: *Beep* Can you hear me?
G Control: *Beep* Nope. Try asking with a nicer tone.

by Sans Spiritus August 2, 2017

you get me tight

When someone is upset for others actions

Every time I fail that bitch Miss.Knight class I just sit there like you get me tight .

by Thotty1129 April 20, 2015

why are you telling me this

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told

Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?

by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009

you had me at hell no

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'

douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018

Do you love me?

The question a jealous boyfriend or girlfriend asks you. The answer is usually no, but you say yes and go fuck someone else behind their back.

boyfriend: Do you love me?
Girlfriend: yeah of course...

girlfriend:hey, my boyfriend left to buy groceries. Come here, now.
random guy(not boyfriend): I'll be right there hottie

by Mari the diva December 23, 2017

you chill me

He likes you and kinda wants to get some!

TBH you chill me

by Jehxyfnavjdjfgq xune udnejwkf November 2, 2017