instant rebate

masturbation a second time in quick succession, with no down time

That porn was such a good deal. I got an instant rebate.

by bohut September 9, 2012

Instant orgasm

when a hot guy passes by..you say WHOA DAG INSTANT ORGASM...spread the word ya heard

WHOA DAG..hes an instatn orgasm!

by YOU KNOW HOW I ROLL March 2, 2003

Instant Coffee

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(
Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

Instant friend

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.

I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

Instant Noodles

Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.

Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.

by Samooooooo May 19, 2020

instant migrate

(to) Instant Migrate

Meaning to log off MSN, AIM, or any other IM software without saying goodbye to the people you are talking to.

Someone who does this a lot is known as an Instant Migrator.

Person #1: I cant believe you Instant Migrated from our conversation last night.
Person #2: And...
Person #1: You do it all the time you f**cking instant migrator. It's really annoying.

by urban--english-dictionary November 19, 2007

instant bulimia

someone who is so physically repulsive that they make you want to throw up

Oh my god look at that girl, instant bulimia!

by Eleny December 16, 2007