What you tell someone when:
(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.
(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.
Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...
Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .
Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .
by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009
Get the Dig a ditch mug. by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008
Get the Sea ditchesmug. to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.
-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher
by cplpeterson June 18, 2017
Get the dry ditchmug. "I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"
"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"
"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"
"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"
"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"
"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"
"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"
"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"
"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"
by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009
Get the ditch filtermug. (Verb) to consistently lead someone on that you are meeting up with them and making plans and then you ditch the plans at the last minute for other plans or someone else (another pack) or by yourself (lone wolf).
You can also wolf ditch a friend by kicking them out of your pack and essentially throwing them to the wolves.
You can also wolf ditch a friend by kicking them out of your pack and essentially throwing them to the wolves.
Nancy was supposed to meet the rest of us at the restaurant but she wolf ditched us to hang out with her man instead.
I wolf ditched Nancy the other day because I was sick of her.
I wolf ditched Nancy the other day because I was sick of her.
by Krmitlover June 26, 2017
Get the Wolf Ditchmug. When your having a conversation with someone on MSN and out of no where for no particulare reason, they sign off.. and your like wtf?
I was talking to Lisa on msn last night about some pretty importnant shit and the bitch totally just like msn ditched me.
by Courtney0079 October 20, 2008
Get the MSN Ditchedmug. A term used when an individual cancels plans without a particular explanation other than to be a bitch and ruin somebody else's day.
by Titannel November 12, 2016
Get the Bitch & Ditchmug.