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Horse Head in the Bed 

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.
Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.
Horse Head in the Bed by jeffye September 10, 2011

Farted in the bed sheets 

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)
Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

Break the bed in

When you fuck on a bed for the first time
Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.

Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.
Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.

hes in your bed 

and im in your twitch chat
omg hes in your bed 😰😰😰😰
haha im in ur twitch chat 👹👹👹
omg lets get married jaredd ✨✨✨👺👺👺
ok wilby scoot 🥺🥺🥺🥺
hes in your bed by wilbursimp November 21, 2021

pee in da bed 

peeing da bed

pee till bed go yellow

warm snack for friends

good surprise for bed shares

peeing da bed gets hella HOESSSS

peeing da bed clears toxins from bladder

the true mark of alphas

BETAS DONT FUCKING GET IT.

pee in da bed=cool kid shittttt

pee da bed.
liana: can i pee in da bed??

jenna: wtf…. no?

liana: 🟡🟡🟡🟡 oppsies i pee in da bed…😭

jenna: bitch tf
pee in da bed by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023