Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.

My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.

by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

china impalatror

A 12 year old kid who pretends to be chinese, and repeatedly talks about their chinese heritage on minecraft, skype, or youtube

china impalatror: HeY I aM cHiNesE beCauSe i UsED a Chop StIcK OnCE
everyone else: oh god not again

by a crap August 29, 2019

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

Tame impala girl

the term "Tame Impala girl" has evolved to refer to a specific type of girl who dresses trendy and is the opposite from a "Lululemon girl".

"Tame Impala girl" might be used to describe a particular fashion or style aesthetic, with such as oversized clothing, vintage clothing and vines in their room.

that girl has such a cool vintage t shirt collection, and her vinyls are so cool, she is definitely a Tame impala girl.

by nalydhahs August 7, 2023

A Wounded Impala

A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum

"Man, after all those rums last night, I woke up feeling like a wounded impala."

by CousinRayRay August 3, 2024