hoof whooper

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.

I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!

by The Maniacal Oreo October 5, 2019

alligator hoof

A marijuanna cigarette

Henry rolled up a nice alligator hoof and sparked it to his dome.

by Buzz Mandrill October 17, 2013

devil's hoof

to masterbate with four cupped fingers

I gave Julie the devil's hoof and she liked it ;)

by julie jujube August 28, 2009

Cocking The Hoof

To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!

Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"

Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"

Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"

by Jason R and Ben H February 27, 2007

hoof rot

Used in Parts of Scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe

She's got a dose o the hoof rot. That fat burds got Hoof rot, pure stinkin.

by Stuart Hepburn September 3, 2007

hoof hand

A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!

"haha look at that girls hoof hand"

by blondie992 January 17, 2007

moose hoof

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

by yeeeer mom October 26, 2005