Hollister

Unlike public opinion, a preppy store store that, even though owned by Abercrombie, is nothing like it. Hollister is for gay poser people who think they live on the beach and surf every day. Instead they usually just live in the subarbs. Most of the time, if you shop at Hollister you like weiners. The only people who should wear HCO are gay guys.

(HCO hater1) Look at that fag wearing Hollister capris.
(HCO hater2) Wow he must like other guys.
(HCO hater1) Let's go kick his ass.

by wsrjfr October 1, 2007

Hollister

A store that provides gay clothing to today's youngest and gayest kids.

Hey Marcus, let's go be gay and go to Hollister.

by Dell PC April 26, 2006

Hollister

Abercombie and Fitch's red-headed bastard stepchild bitch.

You little hollister fitch bitch!

by nowa April 18, 2006

Hollister

A clothing store that has industrialized beach culture. They sell overpriced shirts that say stuff on them like "Huntington Beach", "Newport Beach", "Cali", and so on in that fashion. This store is extremely popular to rednecks in the Midwest that dream about going to southern California.

NEWSFLASH: If you wear clothes on them that say "California", you're probably not from California. So, to all hicks: turn MTV off, take off that Hollister shirt, and go swim in a pond.

by Ian Trautner December 28, 2005

Hollister

The city is located in Northen California about an hour and a half off the coast. The store is a branch off A&F. A store that knows nothing about surfing nor Southern California yet claims "Hollister Surf Co". A store that ruins the sport of surfing. A store that has know sense of what real Sounthern Californians like. The store is worked by suburbian teens that are total "kooks" (surf poser). A store that sells a lie to mainly the mid west. Makes cheap clothing that has a preppy look. A store that calls chicks "betties". thats all you need to know.

Hollister needs to be destroyed!!! If you want to look like A southern California and live in the mid west the closest thing you can get to is pac sun or your local skate/surf shop.

by Robert Grooters March 5, 2007

Hollister

A clothing store common in malls. Generally overpriced, with shirts that pretty much cost 150% as much as other store's tees, and all you get is the same damn print you see on anyone else's shirt, just laid out differently, and bundled with a superiority complex. As compared to a much more unique shirt one could by at stores such as Hot Topic or Pacsun. I've really never seen anyone who wore these clothes because they liked them, since the store appeals mostly to kids who don't feel very comfortable being themselves, and go with what their "friends" do.

Hollister regular: ohh emm gee, do you like my new shirt?

Normal person: I swear I've seen a shirt with the EXACT same design somewhere, no wait, it was laid out differently, and not somewhere, everywhere.

Hollister regular: You're just jealous cause you don't fit in!

Normal person: pfffffffffffffffffffffffft, If I wanted to fit in I'd be happy to force my parents to buy me overpriced clothes that make you look like a tryhard skank.

*Hollister girl reaches a new state of enlightenment, and goes home to find her own tastes*

by ThatArtsyKidIsAtItAgain August 12, 2011

Hollister

Usually somewhere that teens and tweens alike hang out to gossip and spend their step-fathers credit cards. Inside is pitch black and most of the models that are in the advertisements are half naked and shot in black and white. Clothes are overpriced, most employees are snooty and have a stick up their ass. Over half of the Middle school population lives in merchandise from Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch

-Walking past store in the mall-

Hoard of Middle school girls standing outside of store: ZOMGZZ LOL LETS GO SHAWPING IN HOLLISTERR. I TOTES JUST GOT MY DAD TO GIVE ME HIS CREDIT CARDD.

Me: Oh god, why.

by Nopechucktesta September 1, 2012