Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

Hithered

Drunk, inebriated or fucked up.

Tasha was totally hithered last night.

Oh man, that girl was hithered as a mother fucker last night. So it was only fair that I took advantage of her.

by NP2fast January 10, 2011

hoit

The sound made when a person falls from a building and hits cement so hard at that his legs split apart.

Contemporary use of "hoit" has also come to mean an epic fail from falling at extreme heights.

The origin of "hoit" is unknown, however it is believed to originate from the video game Skate.

(A man falls off a scaffold stories) HOIT!

by eagerbeaver31 December 17, 2008

hoish

To throw something with vigour.

Give that ball a good hoish.

by Daniel Simpson January 24, 2005

Hoighty toighty

fancy

We are going to have a hoighty toighty party tonight...we got some awesome steaks and Russian vodka, yeah!

by Blfuffer July 9, 2011

hoitey toitey

Defines an average person, purchasing or owning something that is above them.

Instead of buying "Wonder Bread" in the bag, someone that was hoitey toitey would get a French Loaf

by Kevin Val April 24, 2007

come hither

This technique is a form of fingering a woman's vagina. A man or woman must make the boy scout sign with their index and middle finger, and then insert these fingers into another woman's vagina, palm up. As the the fingerer withdraws the fingers, they must curl them up, as if you were beckoning to someone to "come hither", rubbing the G spot. When combined with oral sex techniques, namely licking of the clitoris, this can be very stimulating.

"Oh, yes, keep licking me . . . oh, god, come hither me too!"

by Gar-bear September 4, 2008