Hexcuse

Very ridiculous and unbelievable excuse to cover one's incompetence. Originally refers to Hexous, player of Anarchy Online.

"I was about to win, but I was blinded by sun, my keyboard got stuck and my dog stepped on my broken thumb."
"How many hexcuses are you going to come up with?"

by nekrotyrael August 1, 2006

Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor

I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.

by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018

Helichopchop

Word: Helichopchop
Definition: To be quicker than a helicopter

Example: “You better helichopchop here”

At my basement I play games, my mom yells for my name, I don’t answer and she yells again and again, after a few moments she gets speakers and says, “BAHADIR YOU MUST HELICHOPCHOP HERE!”

by 8ahadir June 14, 2021

Ur grandfather helicopter

Worse than ur granny tranny

Everytime this is said the world will start to end 1 minute closer

Jack:Ur granny tranny dumbass
Kevin:Is that all you got?
Jack: whats yours dumbass
Kevin: ur grandfather helicopter

*jack dies of shock*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 March 14, 2018

Helicopter Ben

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.

Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008

Helicoptered

To be grabbed by your dick and slung around in a helicopter motion.

Heidi helicoptered me last night, I thought my dick was gonna get ripped off.

by D. D. December 30, 2019

Helicopter

Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades.
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.

Dude 1: Yo d00d my girlfriend and I totally did the helicopter last night!

Dude 2: No you did not.

Dude 1: You're right. Sad face.

by jiffylube4REELZ187 January 6, 2009