Knife Helmet

A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.

Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."

Chris: "How you feeling?"

Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."

by CL Dabo October 24, 2012

Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022

Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.

I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!

by BigDNash January 24, 2019

Bumpy Helmet

Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.

"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."

by Fergloch August 25, 2010

lego helmet

Very poor haircut resembling a helmet that a Lego figure would wear short at the front long at the back

Oi Blud who cuts your hair it's shit it's a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

helmet wash

When a female cant deep throat, she just slobs the head.

Yo matt when your girl gonna give me a helmet washing

by C-UNIT September 16, 2003