by BigDNash January 24, 2019
Very poor haircut resembling a helmet that a Lego figure would wear short at the front long at the back
by Dayboi April 25, 2016
Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."
by Fergloch August 25, 2010
A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.
Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."
Chris: "How you feeling?"
Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."
Chris: "How you feeling?"
Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."
by CL Dabo May 15, 2012
by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 15, 2022
Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.
by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017
by C-UNIT September 16, 2003