by this is my urban dictionary ac June 28, 2022
by Abram Nunes November 19, 2011
An extremely old man trapped in a middle aged man's body. Known to be out of breathe often to make noises whenever he stands up. Not to be confused for laziness. One who wishes he could be more active with his kids.
by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022
by AxisOfOil March 30, 2006
When a guy shoves his fingers up his cornhole, so that he has a large amount of dookey or shit smeared on his hand. He then masturbates furiously, so that the his penis is smeared with shit, looking similar to a heath bar. He then gets his girlfriend/boyfriend to give him a blow job, tasting like a delicious choclate bar.
Dude, Chris completely showed her who was boss, and gave her a heath bar. That's what I'm talking about!
by Jake big poppa heck of man April 06, 2006
to lubricate a partners anus before penetration with ones own saliva spat on fingers applied as such
Jerry gave harry a heath ledger before gently entering him.
hey were out of lube. That's Ok ill take a Heath Ledger.
If it don't fit, don't force it give it a Heath Ledger.
Roethlisberger probably didn't give her a Heath Ledger.
hey were out of lube. That's Ok ill take a Heath Ledger.
If it don't fit, don't force it give it a Heath Ledger.
Roethlisberger probably didn't give her a Heath Ledger.
by kottonmouth kid November 14, 2011
by Future Mr Olympia October 04, 2013