Hawkins

A Hawkins is someone who self-identifies dyslexic. You can't tell if they truly are but your suspicion grows the more you are around them. Can often be seen organizing anything in their line of sight, regardless of whether it's theirs or not. The term "Hawkins" is derived from the "Hawk Tuah" girl that became famous in the 21st century because she was a thirst trap and Hawkins are particularly vulnerable to these.

That Hawkins is always watching like Hawk for anything that is out of order.

"She is so bad" -Hawkins

That Hawkins can't spell shit

by Plastered Dragon February 6, 2025

shakira hawkins

a nice young lightskinned girl who loves beating up her sister because she just

eww

person 1: hi shakira hawkins
person 2 : hi

by adallya hawkins April 29, 2020

kelis hawkins

a super rare donut giraffe that is very tall and addicted to memes

laquesha: HIPPITY HOPITTY, GET OFF MY PROPERTY
karen: girl stop talking memes you are 13 and 6"1
laquesha: yeah im pulling a kelis hawkins

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT June 27, 2019

Hawkins Commandos

Middle school football players who cant win a single game.

Geoffrey: Damn it! Our football team lost again for the 7th time in the row!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

Hawkins

Anyone in this family has a big dick, gets hot women, and loves meat and dogs, usually consists of athletes, also gun loving full bred americans.

Hey is that jones' girlfriend, she's hot!

Woah! I wouldn't even try her Jones is apart of the Hawkins.

by Cok4lif January 25, 2021

Hawkins

A woman who is mysterious. She shows little to no emotion but yet her smile and small conversations make you want to fall in love. She is more beautiful than a sunset itself. She is confusing and hard to understand sometimes and makes harsh unforgettable and regrettable mistakes but never means to. She just needs to be loved.

JAB<3Hawkins

by MysteryMan05 October 20, 2020

Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022