Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017

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venezuelan hat trick

the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.

Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

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japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.

by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019

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Albany Hat Trick

The act of screwing a rural area financially and legally until it is overrun with opioids and crime. In reference to the capital of New York creating rules that have led to the rise of crime and drugs in Upstate New York.

Washington, D.C. scored an Albany Hat Trick when they created suburbs in Virginia that inflated the cost of living and led to urban decay decades after.

by mrcoronet32 February 22, 2021

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