happy

For men: A boner.

For women: ... Women are never happy.

Woah, man! Check out that chick! She makes me REAL happy, ifyaknowhatImean.

by A dead bible July 24, 2003

happiness

Just a Flaming Moe away.

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

by vgboy2002 June 15, 2004

happiness

To quote Ayn Rand, the greatest philosopher who ever lived:

"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."

I really don't feel like explaining. Go look it up in Peikoff's book or something. Yeah.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

Happiness

we all think happiness is something that come then never leave but honestly it comes and goes. being happy and joyful are two different types of emotions. being happy is only limited and temporary but being joyful is not limited and it's quite the opposite it is actually everlasting.

don't take your happiness for granted

by WeirdGirl12 July 12, 2015

Happy

Something you’re not.

Person: I’m so happy today!
You: you’re what?
Person: happy...?
You: nah never felt that emotion before.

by Idkwtfimdoing May 4, 2018

Happiness

Something I don’t have.

Wow, I wish I could be full of happiness like those guys.

by crunchyorange February 7, 2022

Happiness

A fictional word that is only known to most because it ends in penis. Similar to ligma, it is a setup to a punchline of a sexual joke.

Person1: I feel the happiness in the air
Person2: What's that
Person1: ha-penis and balls LMAO

by InterGraphenic February 3, 2023