ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action

Patrick is such a handy hog

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

handy dart

1) A slow moving ghetto bus that carries around old people and retards. It is often the target of snowballs, sandwhiches, fruit, jelly donuts, and anything else that can be thrown at slow moving bus.

2)A person without any common sense and says stupid things like "Take creatine,stay hydrated, get huge, have good times." They are also incapable of doing the most basic of tasts like opening pop cans, drinking milk, or not dropping half eaten corn dogs into the couch.

1)Hey guys! The handy dart is comming. Let's fucking throw shit at it.

2)(3 Half eaten corn dogs are found in the couch) Fuck Bruce! What kind of handy dart drops half eaten corn dogs into the couch?

by Christian B October 27, 2005

handy pandy

a slang for hand job

dude i got handy pandy from her

by shaker December 8, 2007

rough handy

A hand job without lube or care of chaffing.

The weed wasn't very good, so I paid for it with a rough handy.

by Azykial May 9, 2014

fancy handy

When one patricipates in a titty fuck which ends with a pearl necklace. It's very fancy.

Yo, dis gurl let me get down wit a fancy handy. Gave dat bird a pearl necklace, she classy as fuck.

by Datbabybeenbornt November 15, 2013

Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.

Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017