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joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth
person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’
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Hancock

Verb. To lose credibility esp. through gross hypocrisy or fake apologies
He pretty well hancocked his credibility after issuing stay-at-home orders and then immediately boarding a plane to leave the state.

He really hancocked that one up when he insisted everyone be on time and then showed up 30 minutes late.
by LccLlc December 1, 2020
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Rosy Hancock

/ˈrōzē•hän•käk/

Noun

1. The act of using a female's menstrual blood to write your initials on her chest. Primarily completed during coitus.
Female: "Why did you write 'BB' on my chest in my period blood?"
Male: "Them there are my initials, baby. Just gave you a 'Rosy Hancock,"
Female: "Oh wow! Thanks. I always knew you were a sick fuck!"
by Mike Landberg March 27, 2015
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Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012
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Syracuse Hancock International Airport

An airport that is both overrated and underrated at the same time but somehow doesn't have Southwest Airlines service.
"I was flying out of Syracuse Hancock International Airport today." "Let me guess, JetBlue"
by Central_NY_Aviation October 16, 2020
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Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job
"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"
by King Quarmby June 28, 2021
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Hancock House

Hancock Hou, ses are thin, boxy, ugly. poorly constructed houses used for urban infill in gentrifying neighborhoods.

Hancock Houses are usually flat-roofed and flout the original design esthetic of the surrounding neighborhood.
Related to "Hancock", shoving your head up someone's ass (proverbially).
Hancock Houses are often described as "Fugly."
Oh boy #9.

The revenge of the Hancock Houses continued in 2020, despite the moratorium that was supposed to fix these sloppy, ugly monstrosities from infecting our neighborhoods. Despite the pronouncement by the City that "Slot Homes were dead," turns out they pushed through a few hundred permits before the moratorium took effect.
by Ninfa Mondegonfo MOn December 31, 2020
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