banana hammock

A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.

A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"

by NaimLes January 12, 2007

shit hammock

shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.

David walked straight into my shit hammock

by Fuktupkid July 2, 2008

banana hammock

A Speedo, of course.

I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.

by speedolover January 12, 2007

ass hammock

When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.

"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."

by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009

pussy hammock

Another name for a pantie liner. (with or without wings.)

Yo woman! your dam pussy hammock are stuck to the inside of the cloths dryer again!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!

by big-dick-brit October 1, 2006

Shit hammock

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong hoping it won’t fall over the sides.

Friend: I’m going to shit myself!

Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.

by Baby hulk April 13, 2023

garlic hammock

(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.

After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.

by Bein6rough July 9, 2023